The next chapter in the never ending saga of my house (and the people i live with).
I flooded the kitchen earlier. How?. Well, i was washing a pan in the sink and, while looking for a bottle of washing up liquid (that someone has stole), the tap over flowed and kitchen flooded.
My bad.
As mentioned, someone has stolen 2 bottles of washing up liquid. And the kitchen bin.
At 8 in the morning, there's 2 big packet's of sugar. By 8.30, there's none left. Someone has a sugar fetish.
The gay cat guy is turning more into a woman as the day's go on. And he is still looking for the cat at 3 in the morning.
Some guy is hanging out of the window with his tv aerial trying to get a reception. And i mean, hanging out.
Someone tried to climb into one of the downstairs windows, while drunk, thinking it was a house up the road.
I am not making up these random and bizzare stories. Sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction.
I flooded the kitchen earlier. How?. Well, i was washing a pan in the sink and, while looking for a bottle of washing up liquid (that someone has stole), the tap over flowed and kitchen flooded.
My bad.
As mentioned, someone has stolen 2 bottles of washing up liquid. And the kitchen bin.
At 8 in the morning, there's 2 big packet's of sugar. By 8.30, there's none left. Someone has a sugar fetish.
The gay cat guy is turning more into a woman as the day's go on. And he is still looking for the cat at 3 in the morning.
Some guy is hanging out of the window with his tv aerial trying to get a reception. And i mean, hanging out.
Someone tried to climb into one of the downstairs windows, while drunk, thinking it was a house up the road.
I am not making up these random and bizzare stories. Sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction.
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