Some 'CSI' quote's.

I love 'CSI', so i thought i'd share some funny quote's from the show with you.

Grissom: Are we paying you by the word?.

Greg: I had to send this to an outside lab since we're not equipped to carry out bacterial DNA analysis. Hint,  hint.

Catherine (as she is telling Grissom everything that is wrong in her life): I haven't had sex in six, no, seven, month's...
Grissom: How can i help?.

Greg: Maybe i should stop trying to impress you.
Grissom: That would impress me.

Brass: Hey, look what i found. A knife with blood on it.
Grissom: Hey, look what i found. Dead guy.

Time to re -name 'Home and away' to 'The Braxton's'?.

To be honest, i've given up on 'Home and Away' at the moment. Why?. Because the Braxton brother's (and their family and never ending enemies) seem to feature in almost ALL of the storylines.

The producer's even sacked the actor who played Sid because he spoke out against the writing and storylines. Sid was one of the best character's in the show, but they got rid of him.

Irene's cancer storyline lasted all of five minutes, and i will never forgive the writer's for the whole April /Heath thing. That was just TOO creepy (Heath wanted Bianca, so slept with her teenage sister to annoy her).

What is the appeal of these criminal's anyway?. Casey is in and out of prison so much they should have a revolving door just for him. Heath, ok, he has the dad thing going for him, and Brax is ok, at times. But, seriously, ENOUGH focus on this damn family, and actually give the other character's some screen time, and some decent storylines.

Really enjoyed 'The deep end'

Watched this last night, and i really enjoyed it.

The film is about a woman, who, after finding the body of her son's gay lover, moves the body, and attempt's to cover up her son's involvement in the victim's life. Then she is contacted by a blackmailer, who threaten's to give the police a 'sex tape' of her son and the victim, unless she pay's him, and his mysterious partner, a large sum of money. Then thing's start to get interesting,(SPOILER ALERT) as the blackmailer and the woman start to forge a bond after he saves the life of her father in law.

It's a slow film, but it managed to totally engage me. It was interesting, and believable. And it didn't hurt that it had Goran Visnjic in it. I loved him in E.R. And Tilda Swinton was really good playing the concerned and protective main character. Will certainly watch it again.

Some of my favourite quote's from my favourite tv show's.

The title explain's it all.

THE AVENGER'S
(while looking at a bed)
Emma Peel: I've alway's rather fancied myself in one of these.
Steed: So have i, i mean, i have too.

DHARMA AND GREG
Greg: I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.

ALLY MCBEAL
Ling Woo: I only go to work to wear my outfits.

THE GOOD WIFE
Alicia: The last time i was in court was 13 year's ago.
Kalinda: I was 12.
Alicia: Thanks.

THE INVISIBLE MAN (2000)
Albert Eberts: Great news, Bobby. I was able to pull a few strings and managed to get you you're very own staple remover.

NEIGHBOURS
Harold Bishop: Don't we need clearence, or something?.
Madge Bishop: Harold, i am not an aircraft.

FRASIER
Frasier Crane: Is there a lightbulb over my head?.
Niles Crane: You have an idea?.
Frasier Crane: No, i'm asking if there's an actual lightbulb over my head.

Elvis Presley 'In the ghetto'.

I absolutely adore this song. It's very sad, and beautiful. It's also been claimed that it was Elvis' first social song, and i won't disagree with that claim.

It's one of my favourite ever Elvis song's, and i have a few, and i love the story of the song. It's very sad. It's a song about a baby being born into poverty, and how, as the baby grow's into a young man, he turn's to crime to get money, and that, ultimately kill's him.

And then, at the end of the song, there's another baby born, who we, the listener, is led to believe will endure the same fate, and tragic ending, as the first young boy. And, even today, the song is relevant. How many children live in poverty?. A lot.

I will stop rambling now. Just wanted to share my love of this song.

Some 'one tree hill' quotes.

I loved 'one tree hill' when it was on, and thought i'd share a few of the most memorable quotes from the show.

Brooke: I was partially naked. At one point i had mitten's on, cause it was cold.

Dan: Well, maybe you could sing them one of your song's and drive them away, like you did with most of your fanbase.

Hayley: Wow, you're good.
Chris: I know.

Dan: He's not dead. He's just....well, i guess he could be dead by now.

My personal favourite quote from the show, this one.
Chris: Chris Keller is too pretty to go to prison.
Julian: That's what i said.
Chris: You said Chris Keller was pretty?.

Can't see 'Breathe in' after all.

It was only being shown at the independant cinema in town, and now, they're no longer showing it.

It was only out a week. And on at really bad times (for me, anyway lol).

I read a few review's that said it was quite slow, and not much happened, but that's why i wanted to watch it. The story is slow and, going by what i've read about it, isn't just a 'oh, i like you, let's go to bed' kind of story. It's (apparently) about 2 people fighting their attraction, and dealing with the consequences when they do give into it.

I will probably buy it on dvd when it comes out. It's still on my 'must watch' list.