More quote's from 'Monk'.

Sharona: Have you been drinking?.
Randy: Yes, i have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this scotch into my body.

Adrian: I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn the light off, you won't see it.

Adrian: I can't go to Mexico.
Sharona: Why not?.
Adrian: It's not here.

Randy: Why did i just get undressed?.
Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy, everyone in this room is wondering the same thing.

Randy: Let's pretend this globe represents the earth.
Stottlemeyer: It's a globe, it does represent the earth.

Sharona: She's in the next scene, she kill's a guy.
Adrian: I hope it's the guy who designed these seat's.

Adrian: There's an old saying. Don't change....anything....ever.
Natalie: That's an old saying?.
Adrian: I've been saying it for year's.

Randy: I'll send this down to the lab.
Stottlemeyer: We're in the lab.
Randy: Then, I'll just put it right there.